A- Is it just me or is a majority of the people ya meet lately are Assholes, like i don’t want to come across as this cynical bitch but I can safely say that there are a few assholes in my life.

B- Been broke, I am not talking about not having enough money for clothes or shoes I may want, I am talking about looking through the change jar so I can buy milk or asking the landlord can I pay rent on the following week so I can buy groceries.

C- Lack of cock, OK so why is it that guys can go out and get their hole and they are the big man… its so much harder for girls and if they do it allot they are sluts.

D- Discrimination… read above! Oh and of course Day- Dreaming.. jesus how many times does one actually dream about winning the lotto? I don’t even play!

E- I can’t stop eating, I joined ‘fat class’, fuckin waste of time if u ask me… a tenner to get weighed,-  no wonder I can’t afford to buy milk.

F- I am gaining fat in places I didn’t think fat could be gained, my eyelids is one example.

G- My hair is turning slightly ginger, no offence to all your gingers out there. But come on, I am single and I am going ginger. There is no hope for me.

H- Happiness, I am generally a happy person and even though my posts don’t sound like it but I am… I am very sarcastically happy person.. I’m happcastic.. Hangovers are a cunt too… they get worse!

I- I am Irish and well I am not proud, I speak Irish, its got me nowhere. If anything I have failed allot because of it. Stupid Irish school, learning; Maths, English, History, Geography through Irish, maths was the hardest, I didn’t know what a rectangle was until I was 16.

J- Joints the only thing right now in my life that is making sense, although if I smoke in the company of people I don’t know I get so paranoid that I think my tongue is swelling up and I can’t breathe.. which of course this is all in my head which makes me slightly worried.

K- I am a strong believer in karma, like I have done some things in the past which I am not proud of and feel that some things that have happened to me is karma biting me in the ass.

L- Love is nice, heartbreak is a cunt.

M- Music is universal, it needs no language, I would be lost without it.

N- Networking… I have a favour to any hackers out there, shut social networking sites down. That is all.

O- Who would have thought that there would be so much obstacles in life. I should have listened to my parents.

P- Peer pressure… Mostly by family believe it or not!

Q- Is it just me or are ques getting longer?? Like c’mon this country and many other countries in fact are in a recession, but yet people are out spending money.

R- Ahhhh the recession.. poor people suffer for rich peoples mistakes… fucking typical!

S- Sarcasm.. I love it, you can basically verbally rape someone and not get into trouble for it!

T- I will state the obvious, Tea.. I love it.. although its slightly tasteless and well bad for u. Its warm … jesus I am getting old.

U- This could be because I smoke wayyyyyyyyy to much but I am always uncomfortable. I can’t interact with people without feeling paranoid. This could be easily solved by stopping smoking. But that not going to happen.. I’m sure!

V- Fuck you to a certain card making business… because that’s all Valentines day is… I have been in relationships when its Valentines day and its a load of bollox. Christmas and Birthdays is enough to be buying something for your partner, if he/she didn’t care about you, they wouldn’t be with you! Although everyone likes flowers!

W- WTF is up with Irish television, has anyone been watching it. Like Ireland’s version of reality TV show, where a load of dopes from the west side of Dublin are brought together.. Scumbags!!!

X- I don’t have anything for X other then when people constantly put ‘xxx‘ at the end of every email, text or any sort of typed document. I don’t get it!?

Z- I wish Zombies were real. I have put some serious time into zombie shooting games that I reckon I would be like a fucking pro if zombies were to take over. But that’s just going back to day dreaming!

Hope you enjoyed my complaining, I always do!!

What I want to know is… where do guys get off saying the things that they say on dating sites… do they actually think because they’re headline is (i-eat-pu**y) a girl is going to see it and think.. ‘wow there’s my dream man’ . O.k I’m not stupid a majority of guys are just on the site to see if they can get they’re hole… and well fair play if they do, but it’s just not my thing. If any guys are reading this and you are thinking of joining a site, I have some advise for you.

• In your profile picture, make sure you look happy.
• Don’t have some girl in the picture with you, completely miss leading.
• Even though you are being honest, don’t talk about sports.
• Back to my previous post and maybe its just me… but NO lols, lmaos and more importantly NO xxx’s.
• If  you are writing a message to some lucky lady for the first time… do not and I repeat DO NOT write ‘hi how are u?’ be spontaneous.. write a joke.. send a funny picture.. break the ice. christ!

I am only recently out of a relationship but probably the most disturbed person I have met in my whole life… even more disturbed than me. Seriously though Psycho was a psycho and the more I think of it, I am starting to think I deserved my comeuppance. From the beginning my gut instance was telling me to walk away.. but what did I do.. I stayed and got burned. It’s good to be able to talk about this without bursting into tears. I am actually too embarrassed to talk about what he actually did throughout the whole relationship because I know anyone who reads this will wonder why the hell I stayed with him so maybe I may keep it for another day!!

Well that’s it from me for tonight. G’night world!

Sure I can understand if you’re a full-time mother who hasn’t got the time to go out for exercise and is desperately trying to get they’re figure back. But kids don’t need to do this, what happened to the great outdoors?? O.k so I’m going off track a little, but I just needed to blow a little steam!

I was told a couple of years ago by my sister: ( not 100% if this is true) but supposedly a young girl handed an exam essay in, in complete text form, obviously she got a fail and I am glad she did!  Ha! I found this though.. http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/New_Zealand_students_able_to_use_txt_language_in_exams

I’m confused, are teachers trying to decrease the level of intelligence?? Maybe this is what the world is coming to. I cringe when ever a friend texts me and it ends in ‘lol’ or ‘lmao’ ugh!! Grow up!!!!

I dunno maybe I am been slightly anal and because I was never in the ‘cool’ group.. or maybe because I only have a hand full of friends I just never got around to speaking or texting like this. I am pretty sure social networks can be the blame too.

I dated this guy recently and he may come up for my ‘getting it off my chest blogs’ so it would be rude not to give him a name… lets call him psycho! Anyway psycho was a complete roflcopterer, even though he knew how much it irritated me. That was a short and not sweet relationship.. don’t worry I’m not that shallow where I finished it over how he texted… it was much more complicated than that!

Am I taking this too seriously?

I would prefer to introduce myself as someone who thinks I has answers to things, but realistically I am looking for them. I have recently turned 29 and yet I am still young, I feel so lost. In the past year I have moved from my home town to a remote village, where it constantly rains and I have learned lately that I don’t enjoy my own company. I am not happy. Over the past few years I have had the ultimate test on how to keep my sanity, I think I am doing pretty good considering. Although things may seem glum at the moment I know for a fact that things will change, as they say: ‘The world is my oyster’.

I have considered moving back home, at least then I would have a safety net, I would be surrounded with people who love me. I don’t think that is the answer though. I think that if I was to do that I would have failed. At the moment I am not working and I am trying to sort out College. My dream is to be a Chef, as far back as I can remember I have enjoyed cooking. I love cooking for people and love the reaction I get off them. 

New years resolutions are good and yes I have made a few… Not the obvious that would probably help me in the long run: Quit smoking- sure its the only thing I am enjoying right now. Stop biting my nails- I think that one is a ‘catch 22′ If I was to quit that, sure I would just smoke more and Vica Versa. Twirling my hair is a new one.. I picked that bad habit up maybe last year or so.  I reckon it is probably advisable to give that up before I go bald. So my main resolutions are: Go out more as in socialising, be less confrontational, smile more and help those who are less fortunate than me. Its so true though.. . as much as I complain and give out about my life, there are so many more people in this world that have nothing. So wish me luck that I keep my hair and sanity.